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TV Guide for UKTV Gold on Saturday 20th March 2010
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| 0 | 00:00 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... ...of Crisps. Piggy Goes Oink: Outrageous laughs. Jonny finds himself a new girlfriend, Gaz challenges David to a contest for Donna, and a book called Piggy Goes Oink changes Louise's life. 00:00A Bit of Fry and Laurie Classic comedy show from 'QI' host and 'House' star respectively, Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie. Sketches include the National Finals of the Young Tory of the Year competition. 00:40Men Behaving Badly An explosive episode of the lads' comedy. Deborah and Dorothy are away for the weekend, and Tony concentrates his energies on converting the shed into a sauna. 00:40The Royle Family Surely they'll turn the telly off for baby David's christening? Don't bet on it! The superb sitcom about those loveable couch potatoes. The family marks a momentous occasion. |
| 1 | 01:20 Porridge Criminally funny sitcom. Fletch falls out with the governor, and loses all his credibility. But he hopes to get back into his good books via a cosy job in the library. 01:20Game On Samantha Janus, who's since gone on to star in EastEnders, hit the big time in this saucy flatshare sitcom. Matthew finally leaves the flat - and becomes the singer in a band. |
| 2 | 02:00 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... ...of Crisps. Corinthian Dies: More explicit comedy with the friends of Runcorn. Janet tries to dump Jonny but is upstaged by some pasties. Louise gets revenge on David. Donna pursues a dream. 02:00A Bit of Fry and Laurie Classic comedy show from 'QI' host and 'House' star respectively, Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie. Sketches include the National Finals of the Young Tory of the Year competition. 02:30Ever Decreasing Circles More from the classic sitcom with the great Richard Briers. Martin is shocked by Ann's left-wing tendencies when she raises money for the Open University. 02:30Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... ...of Crisps. Piggy Goes Oink: Outrageous laughs. Jonny finds himself a new girlfriend, Gaz challenges David to a contest for Donna, and a book called Piggy Goes Oink changes Louise's life. |
| 3 | 03:00 Teleshopping Shopping from home. 03:00Teleshopping Shopping from home. |
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| 6 | 06:00 Close Up A focus on travel writing. 06:00May to December Romantic sitcom. Alec and Zoe are now proud parents, but Alec's irritating efficiency drives her mad. A drastic plan is needed to persuade him to go back to work. 06:00Close Up A focus on travel writing. 06:00Close Up A focus on travel writing. 06:10May to December Romantic sitcom with Anton Rodgers. Alec only wants what's best for his daughter Fleur. But what is best in Alec's opinion is not necessarily the same as Zoe's. 06:10May to December Romantic sitcom with Anton Rodgers. Alec only wants what's best for his daughter Fleur. But what is best in Alec's opinion is not necessarily the same as Zoe's. 06:50Just Good Friends The hugely popular romantic comedy from the writer of 'Only Fools and Horses'. After a chance reunion, Penny and Vince meet up again over dinner at Vince's flat. 06:50Just Good Friends The hugely popular romantic comedy from the writer of 'Only Fools and Horses'. After a chance reunion, Penny and Vince meet up again over dinner at Vince's flat. |
| 7 | 07:30 Butterflies Liver Birds creator Carla Lane's bittersweet sitcom following a 'will they, won't they?' affair. Ria is outraged by the apparent cruelty of a fox hunt, and goes activist. 07:30Butterflies Liver Birds creator Carla Lane's bittersweet sitcom following a 'will they, won't they?' affair. Ria is outraged by the apparent cruelty of a fox hunt, and goes activist. |
| 8 | 08:10 Last of the Summer Wine Philosophy and fun as we take a gentle stroll through the Yorkshire countryside with those young-at-heart oldies. Compo talks about love and ferrets. 08:10Last of the Summer Wine Philosophy and fun as we take a gentle stroll through the Yorkshire countryside with those young-at-heart oldies. Compo talks about love and ferrets. 08:50Porridge Another of Ronnie Barker's array of classic comedy characters. The inimitable Fletch has to help Lennie out after he gets involved in a fight a week before his parole. 08:50Porridge Another of Ronnie Barker's array of classic comedy characters. The inimitable Fletch has to help Lennie out after he gets involved in a fight a week before his parole. |
| 9 | 09:30 Only Fools and Horses 1990 Christmas special and it's true love for Del and Raquel as they set up home at Nelson Mandela House. Sadly, the same cannot be said for Rodders and Cassandra. 09:30Only Fools and Horses 1990 Christmas special and it's true love for Del and Raquel as they set up home at Nelson Mandela House. Sadly, the same cannot be said for Rodders and Cassandra. |
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| 11 | 11:15 Only Fools and Horses Would you let Del sort out your love life? The Trotters' flat is getting crowded as Rodders has left Cassandra and returned home, and Del's Raquel has moved in. 11:15Only Fools and Horses Would you let Del sort out your love life? The Trotters' flat is getting crowded as Rodders has left Cassandra and returned home, and Del's Raquel has moved in. |
| 12 | 12:20 Only Fools and Horses The Chance of a Lunchtime: Del sticks his oar in again! He attempts to get Rodney's relationship with Cassandra back on the rails by craftily organising a rendezvous between them. 12:20Only Fools and Horses The Chance of a Lunchtime: Del sticks his oar in again! He attempts to get Rodney's relationship with Cassandra back on the rails by craftily organising a rendezvous between them. |
| 13 | 13:25 Only Fools and Horses Del is helping a pregnant Raquel with her career in showbiz by arranging for a one-night spot at a local cabaret club alongside Tony Angelino, 'the singing dustman'. 13:25Only Fools and Horses Del is helping a pregnant Raquel with her career in showbiz by arranging for a one-night spot at a local cabaret club alongside Tony Angelino, 'the singing dustman'. |
| 14 | 14:35 Only Fools and Horses The Class of '62: When Del gets invited to a reunion at his old school, he can't wait to meet up with his former classmates. But one of them isn't quite as friendly as Del would like. 14:35Only Fools and Horses The Class of '62: When Del gets invited to a reunion at his old school, he can't wait to meet up with his former classmates. But one of them isn't quite as friendly as Del would like. |
| 15 | 15:45 Only Fools and Horses 1990 Christmas special and it's true love for Del and Raquel as they set up home at Nelson Mandela House. Sadly, the same cannot be said for Rodders and Cassandra. 15:45Only Fools and Horses 1990 Christmas special and it's true love for Del and Raquel as they set up home at Nelson Mandela House. Sadly, the same cannot be said for Rodders and Cassandra. |
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| 17 | 17:20 Only Fools and Horses Would you let Del sort out your love life? The Trotters' flat is getting crowded as Rodders has left Cassandra and returned home, and Del's Raquel has moved in. 17:20Only Fools and Horses Would you let Del sort out your love life? The Trotters' flat is getting crowded as Rodders has left Cassandra and returned home, and Del's Raquel has moved in. |
| 18 | 18:35 Only Fools and Horses The Chance of a Lunchtime: Del sticks his oar in again! He attempts to get Rodney's relationship with Cassandra back on the rails by craftily organising a rendezvous between them. 18:35Only Fools and Horses The Chance of a Lunchtime: Del sticks his oar in again! He attempts to get Rodney's relationship with Cassandra back on the rails by craftily organising a rendezvous between them. |
| 19 | 19:50 Only Fools and Horses Del is helping a pregnant Raquel with her career in showbiz by arranging for a one-night spot at a local cabaret club alongside Tony Angelino, 'the singing dustman'. 19:50Only Fools and Horses Del is helping a pregnant Raquel with her career in showbiz by arranging for a one-night spot at a local cabaret club alongside Tony Angelino, 'the singing dustman'. |
| 20 | 20:55 Only Fools and Horses The Class of '62: When Del gets invited to a reunion at his old school, he can't wait to meet up with his former classmates. But one of them isn't quite as friendly as Del would like. 20:55Only Fools and Horses The Class of '62: When Del gets invited to a reunion at his old school, he can't wait to meet up with his former classmates. But one of them isn't quite as friendly as Del would like. |
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| 22 | 22:00 Jonathan Creek Cheeky Alan Davies is Creek, who's hired to shed light on the mystery of how a man can physically transform himself into another person in front of a witness's eyes. 22:00Jonathan Creek Cheeky Alan Davies is Creek, who's hired to shed light on the mystery of how a man can physically transform himself into another person in front of a witness's eyes. |
| 23 | 23:20 The Comic Strip Presents... Another comic gem from the 1980s comedy team. After stealing a cab, a small-time hoodlum inadvertantly becomes a celebrity. Featuring Keith Allen and Jennifer Saunders. 23:20The Comic Strip Presents... Another comic gem from the 1980s comedy team. After stealing a cab, a small-time hoodlum inadvertantly becomes a celebrity. Featuring Keith Allen and Jennifer Saunders. |