TV Guide for Sky Two on Thursday 11th March 2010

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0	00:00 Britain's Hardest Steve McFadden oversees the ultimate endurance challenge as we sort the men from the boys and put six tough guys through five gruelling tests, from Hangman to Gate Crasher.
1	01:00 Conspiracies... Danny Wallace goes on a surreal journey to find out if the US and British Governments have been secretly controlling immigration of the extraterrestrial variety.
2	02:00 Bones Zooey Deschanel stars opposite sister Emily in their first on-screen pairing. And it turns out to be a claret-covered Christmas for Booth and Brennan. (S5, ep 10)
3	03:00 Sell Me The Answer Gethin Jones hosts this all or nothing quiz show. The stakes are high as contestants barter with answer-selling 'traders' in a bid to win ?25,000. But can the traders be trusted?
4	04:00 Guinness World Records Smashed! Hosts Konnie Huq and Steve Jones continue to storm the world of record breaking. Comedian Joe Pasquale accepts a challenge that requires him to work some martial arts magic. (8/10)
5	05:00 Brainiac: Science Abuse Find out which foods make for the smelliest farts in today's experiment 'Parp Idol'. Meanwhile, John Tickle prepares to walk on custard...
6	06:00 Florida Holidays The USA's sunshine state makes the ideal place for a luxurious holiday. And thanks to Sky Travel you could be staying on International Drive or Walt Disney World for less! 06:00 Barbados & St Lucia Holiday Sale The Caribbean is calling! Yes, time to get yourself out to this tropical paradise without breaking the bank, thanks to the Sky Travel Sale. 06:25 Turkey Holidays From ?215 Home to beautiful scenery, sandy beaches, sunny skies & tasty local cuisine, Turkey is a holiday maker's dream. And with Sky Travel's low prices you could be out there this summer. 06:50 Cruise With Carnival For a holiday combining comfort, style, excitement & top holiday locations, it has to be a Carnival Cruise. Opt for a stay in Orlando or Barbados with a cruise of the Caribbean!
7	07:15 Holidays To Exotic Destinations Treat yourself to an exotic holiday to remember! Jet off to Thailand, get away to Malaysia taking in Kuala Lumpur, Borneo & Penang or opt for a luxury trip to the Emirates! 07:40 Summer Holidays From ?199 Beat the winter blues by booking your summer getaway today! Sky Travel has great value holidays to hotspots like Turkey, Corfu, Tenerife, Kefalonia, Skiathos & Cancun!
8	08:05 Hawaii & Caribbean Cruise & Stays Choose from an amazing cruise & stay in Hawaii or enjoy a Caribbean cruise together with a stay in Orlando or New York. 08:30 All Inclusive Holidays From ?369 All inclusive is a great way to holiday as practically everything is paid for before you step foot on the plane. And there's a top range of sun drenched locations to choose from!
9	09:00 The Biggest Loser Australia The contestants down under endure more mental and physical challenges in a bid to lose weight. Who will be the biggest loser? And who will fail to cut the calories and be sent home? 09:30 The Biggest Loser Australia The contestants down under endure more mental and physical challenges in a bid to lose weight. Who will be the biggest loser? And who will fail to cut the calories and be sent home?
10	10:00 Stargate Atlantis After helping a murderer, the SG-1 team is banished to a penal world where an unusual ruler holds the key to their return home.
11	11:00 Stargate Atlantis The team finds a paradise that would make an ideal sanctuary for those fleeing the Wraith. But the locals don't believe their goddess will permit it. Can Major Sheppard help?
12	12:00 Lie To Me Tim Roth headlines this new US drama in which liars do not prosper. A human lie detector, Dr Cal Lightman turns his talents to solving a teacher's murder. (S1, ep 1)
13	13:00 Lion Man Big cat sanctuary owner Craig Busch introduces the inhabitants of Zion Wildlife Gardens. Follow the lives of lions, tigers, servals, leopards and cute cubs. (15/20) 13:30 Airline A snowboarder who saved money by not purchasing travel insurance counts the cost and 80s rock band Marillion serenade check-in staff when they are delayed. (Part 9 of 12)
14	14:00 Conspiracies... Simon Reeve delves into a new conspiracy theory, this time looking into the motivation behind the US and Britain's involvement in Iraq. New.
15	15:00 UK Border Force 2 Dazzling Denzil, a traveller at Heathrow, impresses immigration with his name, but his chances of entry look slim when his bag reveals some very interesting forgeries. (9/10)
16	16:00 Malcolm In The Middle Reese and Malcolm fear Francis has turned into an overly responsible grown-up when they visit his ranch and realise he's a success. 16:30 Futurama When Bender is accidentally shot into the heavens, he becomes god to a race of tiny aliens. Can he cut the celestial mustard? Probably not.
17	17:00 Stargate Atlantis When a woman is found in suspended animation, the team is shocked to discover it is Dr Weir herself, who tells them of her trip ten thousand years into Atlantis's past.
18	18:00 Stargate Atlantis The team searches for a valuable Zero Point Module that's rumoured to be hidden on the planet Dagan.
19	19:00 UK Border Force 2 Dazzling Denzil, a traveller at Heathrow, impresses immigration with his name, but his chances of entry look slim when his bag reveals some very interesting forgeries. (9/10)
20	20:00 Simpsons Mr Burns' long-lost son stages his own kidnapping. Featuring the special guest voice of Rodney Dangerfield as Larry. 20:30 Futurama When Bender is accidentally shot into the heavens, he becomes god to a race of tiny aliens. Can he cut the celestial mustard? Probably not.
21	21:00 Road Wars Tonight's crimefighting escapades see a high-octane pursuit switch from wheels to heels through residential gardens and a routine vehicle check reveals some very sparkling evidence.
22	22:00 Night Cops Another eventful night for Britain's policeman as we join the law-enforcers on the front line as they deal with a violent individual and a reckless young driver. Strong language. (4/6)
23	23:00 24 Day 8: 1:00am to 2:00am: Jack makes a breakthrough by closing in on a significant individual. Meanwhile, a meeting between President Taylor and Hassan yields surprising results. New.

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