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TV Guide for Sky Two on Thursday 11th March 2010
| Time | Sky Two |
| 0 | 00:00 Britain's Hardest Steve McFadden oversees the ultimate endurance challenge as we sort the men from the boys and put six tough guys through five gruelling tests, from Hangman to Gate Crasher. |
| 1 | 01:00 Conspiracies... Danny Wallace goes on a surreal journey to find out if the US and British Governments have been secretly controlling immigration of the extraterrestrial variety. |
| 2 | 02:00 Bones Zooey Deschanel stars opposite sister Emily in their first on-screen pairing. And it turns out to be a claret-covered Christmas for Booth and Brennan. (S5, ep 10) |
| 3 | 03:00 Sell Me The Answer Gethin Jones hosts this all or nothing quiz show. The stakes are high as contestants barter with answer-selling 'traders' in a bid to win ?25,000. But can the traders be trusted? |
| 4 | 04:00 Guinness World Records Smashed! Hosts Konnie Huq and Steve Jones continue to storm the world of record breaking. Comedian Joe Pasquale accepts a challenge that requires him to work some martial arts magic. (8/10) |
| 5 | 05:00 Brainiac: Science Abuse Find out which foods make for the smelliest farts in today's experiment 'Parp Idol'. Meanwhile, John Tickle prepares to walk on custard... |
| 6 | 06:00 Florida Holidays The USA's sunshine state makes the ideal place for a luxurious holiday. And thanks to Sky Travel you could be staying on International Drive or Walt Disney World for less! 06:00Barbados & St Lucia Holiday Sale The Caribbean is calling! Yes, time to get yourself out to this tropical paradise without breaking the bank, thanks to the Sky Travel Sale. 06:25Turkey Holidays From ?215 Home to beautiful scenery, sandy beaches, sunny skies & tasty local cuisine, Turkey is a holiday maker's dream. And with Sky Travel's low prices you could be out there this summer. 06:50Cruise With Carnival For a holiday combining comfort, style, excitement & top holiday locations, it has to be a Carnival Cruise. Opt for a stay in Orlando or Barbados with a cruise of the Caribbean! |
| 7 | 07:15 Holidays To Exotic Destinations Treat yourself to an exotic holiday to remember! Jet off to Thailand, get away to Malaysia taking in Kuala Lumpur, Borneo & Penang or opt for a luxury trip to the Emirates! 07:40Summer Holidays From ?199 Beat the winter blues by booking your summer getaway today! Sky Travel has great value holidays to hotspots like Turkey, Corfu, Tenerife, Kefalonia, Skiathos & Cancun! |
| 8 | 08:05 Hawaii & Caribbean Cruise & Stays Choose from an amazing cruise & stay in Hawaii or enjoy a Caribbean cruise together with a stay in Orlando or New York. 08:30All Inclusive Holidays From ?369 All inclusive is a great way to holiday as practically everything is paid for before you step foot on the plane. And there's a top range of sun drenched locations to choose from! |
| 9 | 09:00 The Biggest Loser Australia The contestants down under endure more mental and physical challenges in a bid to lose weight. Who will be the biggest loser? And who will fail to cut the calories and be sent home? 09:30The Biggest Loser Australia The contestants down under endure more mental and physical challenges in a bid to lose weight. Who will be the biggest loser? And who will fail to cut the calories and be sent home? |
| 10 | 10:00 Stargate Atlantis After helping a murderer, the SG-1 team is banished to a penal world where an unusual ruler holds the key to their return home. |
| 11 | 11:00 Stargate Atlantis The team finds a paradise that would make an ideal sanctuary for those fleeing the Wraith. But the locals don't believe their goddess will permit it. Can Major Sheppard help? |
| 12 | 12:00 Lie To Me Tim Roth headlines this new US drama in which liars do not prosper. A human lie detector, Dr Cal Lightman turns his talents to solving a teacher's murder. (S1, ep 1) |
| 13 | 13:00 Lion Man Big cat sanctuary owner Craig Busch introduces the inhabitants of Zion Wildlife Gardens. Follow the lives of lions, tigers, servals, leopards and cute cubs. (15/20) 13:30Airline A snowboarder who saved money by not purchasing travel insurance counts the cost and 80s rock band Marillion serenade check-in staff when they are delayed. (Part 9 of 12) |
| 14 | 14:00 Conspiracies... Simon Reeve delves into a new conspiracy theory, this time looking into the motivation behind the US and Britain's involvement in Iraq. New. |
| 15 | 15:00 UK Border Force 2 Dazzling Denzil, a traveller at Heathrow, impresses immigration with his name, but his chances of entry look slim when his bag reveals some very interesting forgeries. (9/10) |
| 16 | 16:00 Malcolm In The Middle Reese and Malcolm fear Francis has turned into an overly responsible grown-up when they visit his ranch and realise he's a success. 16:30Futurama When Bender is accidentally shot into the heavens, he becomes god to a race of tiny aliens. Can he cut the celestial mustard? Probably not. |
| 17 | 17:00 Stargate Atlantis When a woman is found in suspended animation, the team is shocked to discover it is Dr Weir herself, who tells them of her trip ten thousand years into Atlantis's past. |
| 18 | 18:00 Stargate Atlantis The team searches for a valuable Zero Point Module that's rumoured to be hidden on the planet Dagan. |
| 19 | 19:00 UK Border Force 2 Dazzling Denzil, a traveller at Heathrow, impresses immigration with his name, but his chances of entry look slim when his bag reveals some very interesting forgeries. (9/10) |
| 20 | 20:00 Simpsons Mr Burns' long-lost son stages his own kidnapping. Featuring the special guest voice of Rodney Dangerfield as Larry. 20:30Futurama When Bender is accidentally shot into the heavens, he becomes god to a race of tiny aliens. Can he cut the celestial mustard? Probably not. |
| 21 | 21:00 Road Wars Tonight's crimefighting escapades see a high-octane pursuit switch from wheels to heels through residential gardens and a routine vehicle check reveals some very sparkling evidence. |
| 22 | 22:00 Night Cops Another eventful night for Britain's policeman as we join the law-enforcers on the front line as they deal with a violent individual and a reckless young driver. Strong language. (4/6) |
| 23 | 23:00 24 Day 8: 1:00am to 2:00am: Jack makes a breakthrough by closing in on a significant individual. Meanwhile, a meeting between President Taylor and Hassan yields surprising results. New. |